Back For the Third Time

This is becoming an ongoing trend of me leaving and coming back. But like all good friends, I just cant leave you alone. I'll continue some of my favorite segments after I finish re-reading my blog.

Sunday Night Work Release Program

Stupidity is defined as the act of being tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense. Not often a trait one would list on a resume, there is however an agency hiring for people who exhibit stupidity on the daily basis and not only stupidity. But a basic lack or disregard for rules and manners, an undue sense of bravado and a hunger for attention will also get you far in this company.

Who is the employer you ask? The NFL.


It is becoming clearer to me that you're more than able to work in the NFL if you've been jailed, as long as it's Not For Life.

Brandon Marshall

Over his career Brandon Marshall has been maligned with cases of domestic disputes. His longtime girlfriend, Michi Nogami-Campbell, even has picture images and neighbor testimony that Mr. Marshall has gone as far to have stabbed her in the leg this stemming from a long history of public embarrassment and private beatings. This does not seem like an NFL matter at least on the surface. Ms. Nogami-Campbell recently went public on ESPN saying that while he was with the Broncos, an adviser from the team told her to drop charges she had pressed against the receiver because it was bad for league, team and personal image. This is another blog, for another time. But you see that the NFL is keeping the money where it wants it. Losing their number 1 receiver would hurt the Broncos deeply, but a woman's self-respect...who did that ever hurt?

Donte Stallworth

The New Orleans Saints receiver recently plead guilty to a DUI and manslaughter charge. While driving drunk one night, Mr. Stallworth crashed his automobile into 59-year old crane operator Mario Reyes. He was sentenced to THIRTY DAYS in prison, then eight years of probation and two years of house arrest. While on house arrest he may be allowed to play football again, if the NFL allows it. The family settled for an undisclosed amount out of court, and also demanded that his license be suspended for life. Seeing as there is no large organization or even family support to back a decision against Mr. Stallworth's re-reinstatement, expect to see him celebrating touchdowns before showing any remorse.

I am getting tired of all the legal-sympathy awarded to NFL athletes. The Cincinnati Bengals have had more players in jail than in the Pro Bowl all-star game the past three years. John Madden was famous for bailing players out on Friday night just so they could make their Sunday games. Ravens players have long since been above the law, just ask a Lewis, Ray or Jamal.

Kids need role models, that is a proven fact. To this day I still look up to people who have accomplished what I have wanted. I understand that football is a business, but isn't keeping that fourteen-year old high school recruit out of jail, allowing him to go to college and develop into an All-American and then enter the league and dominate, better than allowing him to get strong in the jail yard and hope he changes down the line? But maybe, I've got it all wrong.

Your Daughter is Hot

Terrence Howard...

....Your oldest daughter is Hot.

Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet...

....Your daughter is hot.

Mr. and Mrs. Stacey Dash's mom...

....Me and Your daughter are hot.

The Third Wheel

No one likes to be the third wheel. What's more awkward than feeling the tension building between the couple next to you. Especially in a group of young adults, where the fact that they CAN'T have sex at that moment, makes them want to have sex even more! So that tension grows and you're left there laughing too long at silly jokes, just to avoid the awkward silences that double the dreaded tension. Then of course, you think of who you can call over, but you know there's no one else. Everyone's been there at least once, let's try not to go back.

I found some pictures for those of you who are oblivious and cannot tell a third wheel situation.






As you can see, there is a noted space and comfort level problem when a third wheel is present. Even the "god-like" Kanye West can't help but lean forward, tell a joke or two and play nervously with his overpriced hat.

Third Wheel is a virus, don't fall ill.

Most Popular Black Man

I'm voting for Jay-Z for the most popular black man, since 80's Michael Jackson. Look who he has pictures with.

Jay-Z and Bill Gates


Jay-Z and Mayor Bloomberg


Jay-z and Chris Martin


Jay-Z and J Kidd


Diddy, Jigga, and JD.


Hov and Al Sharpton


Jay and Larry Johnson (Kansas City Chiefs)


Jay-Z and Tom Brady


There's many more where this came from, but I think you can begin to see just how well-versed Jay-Z really is. He has connections everywhere, can you imagine just looking through his phone book in his cell? SMH.

So I Creep

I have found that I really like to laugh at creeper pictures. So I am going to post my favorite on here.

Wale ft. Lady Gaga- Chillin'

He's been going in since all this Drake talk, let's get it in fellas.

One of my favorite songs ever.

Lauryn Hill, Wyclef and Pras need to make a comeback. I hope Lauryn stops acting crazy.

Take the bass line out...

This is a classic and one of the first song that got me really interested in Hip-Hop and the whole culture.


"I Let the thing between my eyes/analyze life's ills/then I put it down type real."

Jay-Z and Eminem to appear in DJ Hero

DJ Hero, is a spin-off of Guitar Hero, a gmae released by Activision. This game will use a turntable style controller, and will include a metal case and so on, so that you actually feel as if you are DJ'ing.

Full article here.

A Dirty Mouth

Vanessa Branch, or as you know her the Orbit Chewing Gum Lady, is in fact just another dirty mouth. Check the pictures for yourself.





From Stuff magazine, to cleaning dirty mouths...that transformation is Obamaesque.

I do not care one bit about anything else right now...

Whooty...lmfao

Stay tuned for the PSA

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A Fanny Pack For Your Head

If I see you wearing this, I am going to smack you, just so you know.

This is a fanny pack that you put on your head. I'm not sure who invented it, but they probably thought it was the new post-it. I hope this trend doesn't catch on (no one show Kanye this).



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That's the Hate

If life were a Mario Kart game, I would lay upside down question mark gems down in front of your cart.



Just in case you think I hate you, these segments are for you.