Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Sunday Night Work Release Program

Stupidity is defined as the act of being tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense. Not often a trait one would list on a resume, there is however an agency hiring for people who exhibit stupidity on the daily basis and not only stupidity. But a basic lack or disregard for rules and manners, an undue sense of bravado and a hunger for attention will also get you far in this company.

Who is the employer you ask? The NFL.
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It is becoming clearer to me that you're more than able to work in the NFL if you've been jailed, as long as it's Not For Life.

Brandon Marshall
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Over his career Brandon Marshall has been maligned with cases of domestic disputes. His longtime girlfriend, Michi Nogami-Campbell, even has picture images and neighbor testimony that Mr. Marshall has gone as far to have stabbed her in the leg this stemming from a long history of public embarrassment and private beatings. This does not seem like an NFL matter at least on the surface. Ms. Nogami-Campbell recently went public on ESPN saying that while he was with the Broncos, an adviser from the team told her to drop charges she had pressed against the receiver because it was bad for league, team and personal image. This is another blog, for another time. But you see that the NFL is keeping the money where it wants it. Losing their number 1 receiver would hurt the Broncos deeply, but a woman's self-respect...who did that ever hurt?

Donte Stallworth
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The New Orleans Saints receiver recently plead guilty to a DUI and manslaughter charge. While driving drunk one night, Mr. Stallworth crashed his automobile into 59-year old crane operator Mario Reyes. He was sentenced to THIRTY DAYS in prison, then eight years of probation and two years of house arrest. While on house arrest he may be allowed to play football again, if the NFL allows it. The family settled for an undisclosed amount out of court, and also demanded that his license be suspended for life. Seeing as there is no large organization or even family support to back a decision against Mr. Stallworth's re-reinstatement, expect to see him celebrating touchdowns before showing any remorse.

I am getting tired of all the legal-sympathy awarded to NFL athletes. The Cincinnati Bengals have had more players in jail than in the Pro Bowl all-star game the past three years. John Madden was famous for bailing players out on Friday night just so they could make their Sunday games. Ravens players have long since been above the law, just ask a Lewis, Ray or Jamal.

Kids need role models, that is a proven fact. To this day I still look up to people who have accomplished what I have wanted. I understand that football is a business, but isn't keeping that fourteen-year old high school recruit out of jail, allowing him to go to college and develop into an All-American and then enter the league and dominate, better than allowing him to get strong in the jail yard and hope he changes down the line? But maybe, I've got it all wrong.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Your Daughter is Hot

Terrence Howard...
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....Your oldest daughter is Hot.

Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet...
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....Your daughter is hot.

Mr. and Mrs. Stacey Dash's mom...
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....Me and Your daughter are hot.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Third Wheel

No one likes to be the third wheel. What's more awkward than feeling the tension building between the couple next to you. Especially in a group of young adults, where the fact that they CAN'T have sex at that moment, makes them want to have sex even more! So that tension grows and you're left there laughing too long at silly jokes, just to avoid the awkward silences that double the dreaded tension. Then of course, you think of who you can call over, but you know there's no one else. Everyone's been there at least once, let's try not to go back.

I found some pictures for those of you who are oblivious and cannot tell a third wheel situation.
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As you can see, there is a noted space and comfort level problem when a third wheel is present. Even the "god-like" Kanye West can't help but lean forward, tell a joke or two and play nervously with his overpriced hat.

Third Wheel is a virus, don't fall ill.

Most Popular Black Man

I'm voting for Jay-Z for the most popular black man, since 80's Michael Jackson. Look who he has pictures with.

Jay-Z and Bill Gates
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Jay-Z and Mayor Bloomberg
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Jay-z and Chris Martin
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Jay-Z and J Kidd
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Diddy, Jigga, and JD.
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Hov and Al Sharpton
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Jay and Larry Johnson (Kansas City Chiefs)
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Jay-Z and Tom Brady
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There's many more where this came from, but I think you can begin to see just how well-versed Jay-Z really is. He has connections everywhere, can you imagine just looking through his phone book in his cell? SMH.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

So I Creep

I have found that I really like to laugh at creeper pictures. So I am going to post my favorite on here.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Wale ft. Lady Gaga- Chillin'



He's been going in since all this Drake talk, let's get it in fellas.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

One of my favorite songs ever.



Lauryn Hill, Wyclef and Pras need to make a comeback. I hope Lauryn stops acting crazy.

Take the bass line out...

This is a classic and one of the first song that got me really interested in Hip-Hop and the whole culture.


"I Let the thing between my eyes/analyze life's ills/then I put it down type real."

Jay-Z and Eminem to appear in DJ Hero

DJ Hero, is a spin-off of Guitar Hero, a gmae released by Activision. This game will use a turntable style controller, and will include a metal case and so on, so that you actually feel as if you are DJ'ing.

Full article here.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

A Dirty Mouth

Vanessa Branch, or as you know her the Orbit Chewing Gum Lady, is in fact just another dirty mouth. Check the pictures for yourself.

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From Stuff magazine, to cleaning dirty mouths...that transformation is Obamaesque.

Friday, May 29, 2009

I do not care one bit about anything else right now...



Whooty...lmfao

Stay tuned for the PSA

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A Fanny Pack For Your Head

If I see you wearing this, I am going to smack you, just so you know.

This is a fanny pack that you put on your head. I'm not sure who invented it, but they probably thought it was the new post-it. I hope this trend doesn't catch on (no one show Kanye this).

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More information at this webiste: http://www.cap-sac.com/index2.php

That's the Hate

If life were a Mario Kart game, I would lay upside down question mark gems down in front of your cart.

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Just in case you think I hate you, these segments are for you.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I've been so MIA

Sorry, but I had to bust asses in school, so I'm currently trying to get my life together and get back on this blog thing. Expect some new stuff soon, and some advertising around facebook and AIM and all those social billboards.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Back With a Vengeance



For the record, I just think this is funny...I don't agree with Hitler's views.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Wale Update



Album due in March. Keep your eyes open.


Just for anyone who says drake is outrightly better than Wale...



Just a sample, educate yourselves.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

I Felt Random

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Check out the legs on this broad.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Colin Munroe ft. Wale


Two upcoming artists taking over the game.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Young Buck goes to the store.

There is a talented group on youtube called Broken Equipment Productions.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Not Normally The Movie Man...

But I have finally seen a movie with as much wit, inginuity and technical innovation to truley capture what I've always wanted in a film. I speak strongly because I am truley infatuated with "The Fall" a movie directed by Tarsim Singh. The movie is ingenious, so much so that I cannot even begin to describe why I like it. The story is fitting and pays attention to detail. Just go see it, if you go to my school or live where I do, come through and watch it.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Cheaters Never Prosper...Unless Their This Good

Just watch...



This man is rediculous.

Spotlight Artist: Consequence

I had to make this segment just because I feel there are alot of rappers not getting the respect they deserve. Consequence is one of my favorite rappers, he's charismatic, talented, and real. If you havent heard of him, then check him out. He is on Kanye's G.O.O.D. Music label, so you know the song production is there.
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His latest commercial effort, was his album "Don't Quit Your Day Job!". He has been featured rapping as early as 1993, with his cousin Q-Tip and his group A Tribe Called Quest. So check him out and download his mixtape here: http://rapidshare.com/files/128432626/C-DQYDJ.rar

Dream Big

I ran across a website today called www.dreamhomesource.com where you can customize your preferences for a home and they will show you available floorplans that are for sale. I ran across a home today, I dont want to describe it too much because I dont want to jinx it, but it was 3.2 million and it was perfect. Except for a downstairs bedroom, which has advantages and disadvantages, but anyway, that's the basis I want to start with a house. When I go to buy a home soon, and I stress the soon part, I hope to get something just like this. 3.2 million over a few years is nothing.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Wife of the Week

Demi Moore
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Actress, Producer of TV and films, and star of the best single-mother movie ever, "Striptease".

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Lupe the Rocker



Well he goes by Percival Fats, but he's the lead singer of a band called Japanese Cartoons.

Dont Judge Too Quickly

Lately...

The world has been going crazy lately, and I dont think it's going to near an end soon. The recession is in full swing, Israel has snapped and is going full force in their Gaza bombing, killing civilians and military alike, a man was murdered in New Orleans while running away from the cops, sheriffs are underfeeding prisoners in Alabama and keeping the money stipended for food, my neighbors grandfather and one of my friends, Mr. Mickey Moore from Baltimore recently passed.

I think it's time for the world to wake up...

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Excuse the rant.

Everything you do you should love. If you live life so that you expect things from others or owe things to others, you will never be you. Every favor I've ever done or everytime I have ever gone out of my way it has been out of love for that person and our relationship. That way if me and the person are not friends in the end, I can't say I did that for you because I did it for us, and that's not a problem. Things dont always work out, but that's how life goes, not everyone can like everyone. It wasn't true in kindergarten when things were simple and it isn't true now. Go on about your own business and define your own goals and morals. After all, it is YOUR life.

This man can fly too.